
Number one, I hate body hair. You can't expect Me to make you look sexy in my sissy clothes while you're covered in a thick layer of back hair for example. Should you arrive hairy, expect to be strapped into the barbers chair for a shave or wax. I myself prefer the Epilady; a painful and thorough hair removal system.
Number two, I hate it when boys forget to douche. I mean seriously. If you want to use that part of your anatomy as a pussy, then its about time you treat it as one. Start by cleaning it out properly, sissies. We are not just talking about odors, or cleaning the outside (although some of you could use some assitance in this department too). I am specifically referring to inside. Yes, thats right. Do an enema. Fast for a meal or two to make sure nothing new will be entering that tunnel. What a great way to ruin a moment... Even with a condom on a toy, it can make a mess, and turn off your Mistress if you dont clean out properly boys. So make sure this is an important step in your preparation for a play session.