Dungeon Going Green

With so much downsizing around us, I'd prefer to take this opportunity to reflect on expansion and growth instead. While I expand my slaves functionality and allow one to feel useful, the dungeons resources are in turn conserved. After all, forcing the slave to use a tongue and toothbrush to do the cleaning and mere breath to dry the equipment, uses far less paper towels and is more energy efficient.

My other efforts to go green include replacing traditional porcelain toilets with human toilets. As I learned yesterday, the human toilet is far less rigid when kicked. With their ability to swallow many consecutive mouthfuls resulting in fewer flushes per day, I am saving gallons of water and leaving more room for golden nectar.

I have additionally demanded that while in service to me, no slave shall be permitted to use a vehicle to run my errands. Besides conserving the precious petroleum gasoline, the environment remains cleaner, omitting less fumes. This serves to further reduce my carbon footprint while increasing my own footprint on their already reduced male egos.

Since silicone has become a valuable resource, I have chosen to minimize the amount of lube wasted on slaves comfort instead relying heavily upon my own spit - and of course reserving the silicone based lubricants for more important things; like shining my latex and sky high boots.

Should you care to assist me in my efforts to go green, bear in mind that every mouthful helps.