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Monday, August 16, 2010

Are Shrimp Dicks Kosher?


Things a Domina can say to a naked male/sub

30 things a Domina can say to a naked male/sub

1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Awww, it’s cute.
3. Why don’t we just cuddle?
4. You know they have surgery to fix that.
5. Make it dance.
6. Can I paint a smiley face on it?
7. Wow, and your feet are so big.
8. It’s OK, we’ll work around it.
9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
10. Oh no… a flash headache
11. (giggle and point)
12. Can I be honest with you?
13. How sweet, you brought incense.
14. This explains your car.
15. Maybe if we water it, it’ll grow.
16. Why is God punishing me?
17. At least this won’t take long.
18. I never saw one like that before.
19. But it still works, right?
20. It looks so unused.
21. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
22. Why don’t we skip right to the cigarettes?
23. Are you cold?
24. If you get me real drunk first.
25. Is that an optical illusion?
26. What IS that?
27. It’s a good thing you have other talents.
28. Does it come with an air pump?
29. So this is WHY you’re supposed to judge people on personality.
30. I guess this makes me the early

14 comments:

Ms Devi's boi said...

If i had a dollar for every time i have heard one of these, i could buy a porshe! You could rename this list as 30 reasons to learn to do push-ups with your tongue!!!

Mistress Jada Sinn said...

31. Really?!!
32. Are you sure you are not a girl?
33. what a big clit you have!
34. You need to bulk up. Should we get a bar bell for it to lift?
35. good thing the cat is in the other room... she might think it's a string to play with.

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